Funny Whatsapp Status Jokes 2016

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Funny Whatsapp Status

  • I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
  • Tip to avoid car insurance……….Join facebook and never leave home.
  • Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status…
  • I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
  • I am not failed……My success is just postponed. 
  • Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old.!!
  • Something i learned about people… if they do it once, they’ll do it again… 
  • Sometimes we don’t say what we feel, not because we don’t want to, but because we don’t know how… 
  • Dear GOD, Thank you for being there when no one else was… 
  • Be careful who you trust and tell your problems. Not everyone that smiles at you is your friend..
  • A sincere apology has three pasts: i am sorry it is my fault What can i do to make it right? 
  • We Live in Generation Where, “Deleting history is more important than creating history ” 
  • You can do anything, but not everything 
  • Once you’ve made the decision to move on, don’t look back. You will never find your future in the rearview
  • The most beautiful thing in this world is to see your parents smiling and knowing that you are the reason behind that smile 
  • If a woman asks you a question, its better to tell her the truth because chances are, she’s asking you because she already knows the answer 
  • 90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t want to talk to you anymore..
  • Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??
  • If you are shameless, you would do as you wish…
  • Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.
  • Everythings funnier when youre supposed to be quiet.. 
  • Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook. 
  • I have a date, um how do I get skinny by tomorrow?
  • I just burnt my tongue on my food, it made me realise it’s the ones we love that hurt us the most.
  • I always say ”morning” instead of ”good morning” If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.

Funny Whatsapp Status and Jokes

In this Article You Will Best Attitude Whatsapp Status Specially for Boys!

  • I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
  • A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
  • Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead. 
  • Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror 😛
  • God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛
  • My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
  • People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. 😉
  • Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy[/quote]
  • 3 mistakes of everyone’s life–Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp
  • Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
  • Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
  • Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch and it is gone.
  • I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours
  • If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
  • If sex were shoes, I’d wear you out. But I wouldn’t wear you out in public.
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